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Because this is surely the most productive use of my time I present 169 choice spams as laid out in an Access database from January 2 to today. All verbatim but “/” indicates missing space and “[]” is a missing link. These aren’t nearly all the penis spams I’ve received, only the ones I found notably humorous.

January:

Subject

Content

ekazrits

Good day lilaeden / stay hard in 2008 with biagra

New Year a New Penis

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tmokan

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getasjon

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sregnips

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eiaffote

We groped in the club, and when she felt the size of my manhood, it made her unbelievably horny

setluark

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2592594

We groped in the club, and when she felt the size of my manhood, it / made her unbelievably horny []

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This remedy will breath a new life into your dik!

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pulloist

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erstarrs

Hello LILAEDEN / Try and save, winter discounts on man medicine. Girls will like you. []

Oh don’t stop its so big :)

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… [] …

Your doubts about your dik size will melt into thin air!

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srabworc

Lindsay said she had never felt so good with me inside her, the gains really bring pleasure! []

netzreal

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Does it satisfy her?

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erusalcl

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pascagou

I stopped taking V.P,X.L after 3 months, because I didn’t want to gain more than 3 inches! []

nonhamit

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Penls to small

It’s a new year, why not start it off right with a new larger man part for you and your partner /[]/ Come on, have a look, it has been proven effective

Your lady will be pleased like never before!

Seeking for a trustworthy way to succeed in s’e_xual relationships? Or looking for new sensual delights?…

ajaoppul

The tool in your pants is what makes women come, make sure it’s big []

dinamode

A 6 month course is all it takes to change your life and add inches to your dick. []

ekrekspj

A tiny dick is a source of embarrassment, change your life today. / []

neerg-pa

I rammed her hard with my large dick, thanks to this herbal breakthrough. / []

1ternary

Medical science has made this miracle penis lengthening product a possibility. []

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You Don’t like your male machine size. / Women laugh at you. / Solve this problem now. / Use our machine enl,argement and Chicks will adore you sure enough. / I used. My wife is really happy. / []

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You Don’t please with your instrument size./ Girls joke at you. /Its time to solve this trouble. /Use our male aggregate enl’argement and Chicks will love you promptly. /I have tried! Right now it is your turn to change your sexual life. / []

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Isn’t it derogatory, when they call your male stick a “1 inch wonder”? Don’t let them laugh at you anymore! Use VPXL to get so needed extra inches for your stick! /[]/ …get ready to hear a more appropriate definition of your new massive rod!

zendsten

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ewdaerht

Wazzup lilaeden / Be really proud, that you are da Man! / []

Produce a miracle in your life increasing your pen!s!

Searching for a trustworthy way to succeed in s’e_xual relationships? Or looking for new sensual delights? / I must confess I’d never observed in myself such a energy and pleasure before…

tfnellis

Get your new 9 inch ding dong with our herbs []

Change your male device size.

Your girl doesn’t want to jazz it with you by reason of your male machine size. / Everything will be all right for sure. / All you have to do is just make use of our male organ enlargement. / Your sexual life will change for sure. / []

Lengthen your instrument.

Have you ever heard that you that you can change your male organ length? / Wives like enormous male machine. / Lots of men the world over have done it. Now they are happy. /You’ll forget about sexual problems sure enough. []

The main sign of your masculinity must be bigger!

Don’t you think it’s humiliating, when they call your package a “wee-wee”? /Don’t let them laugh at you anymore! Use VPXL to add more inches to your willy!/[]/Give it a try and make them voice a more appropriate definition of your new massive rod!

Re: refusal

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The bigger is your pen!s the greater is your s’e_X!

toolless

Drive your increased, lengthened shaft in her, and see her come so easily http://notmebrs.com/

Incredible results just in few weeks!

In just a few short weeks, you`ll watch with amazement as your phallus grows into the powerful, thickest, hardest, and most biggest tool you`ve ever imagined – the one you`ve constantly wanted abou having!…

ekc”utst

Yo yo yo LILAEDEN / Reach out and bone someone / [] / Kanyi Lemieux

Today the increase of your instrument size is not a dream.

You Don’t please with your machine size / Girls joke at you…/You have good possibility to solve this trouble./Try our male device enlarg,ement and Chicks will adore you sure enough./I used. My wife is really happy.

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ruotogie

[] / My coiled python in my pants, is huge thanks to this doctor’s approved remedy

Your women not satisfied?

Get a big manhood like the p0rn stars/[]/Theres no harm in looking into it

depacnev

compliments lilaeden/strong men use v1agra and f@ck girls they want/[]/Deidre Wahl

ennepiuh

Hi lilaeden / your little friend needs help too C1/\lis will help / [] / Qianli Riccio

saabdnei

Hi there LILAEDEN / This fall man power rule, get more for less. Girls will likeit / [] / lyndel Jehan

1/27/2008

escrites

[] / You need a huge pen1s to be able to impress women and turn them on, try this miracle solution today

February:

Let her ride your c0ck to ecstasy

Change your garden tool into a POWER DRILL

Being normal is not good enough, you need a bigger d1ck

Change your garden tool into a POWER DRILL

Guide to red-hot sex

Want a bigger monster in your pants? Here is the solution!

Your instrument will bring great joy to ladies.

Don’t let women laugh at your tiny tool, enough is enough

Penls to small

Go ahead take the challenge, in 90 days you will see a bigger size man part / []

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Don’t let women laugh at your tiny tool, enough is enough

Your new instrument will impress the girls

Give her the best gift this Spring

Stop feel shy of your instrument length

Your woman doesn’t want to had jazzed it with you by reason of of your male organ size./Don’t panic you can solve this problem now./All you have to do is just put to use our male machine enlargement…

eremirra

Heave better attraction! More inches of enjoyment!

Don’t let your girlfriend leave you for a man with a bigger sch1ong – upsize yours today.

Women love men with thick, muscular pen1ses that can keep on all night long.

Want the women to crave for you? Make sure you have a hot, large rod in your pants.

Sick and tired of being unhappy with your small size? With this solution, you can add inches easily.

derohtua

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Be proud of it

Impress the ladies when you whip out your new improved and larger penls /[]

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Performance in bed is set to soar.

aradeert

Can’t have all night long fun? Going abroad? Take blue-pills with you and insure your potence!

llieph

Reveal your real man potence! Stay man even being drunk!

rksareal

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Thousands of users can’t be wrong, each gained an average of 3.02 inches in length

She won’t be able to keep her mouth off you when you have this.

javuoren

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Boost your confidence with your new-found instrument.

Enhance your reputation with this.

Bring it on, you and your ultimate prowess.

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Big device is much better than small one

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Just looking at Tom’s c0ck after he gained 3 inches makes me really wet and want him so bad.

Make sure every night you show her what a REAL MAN can do in bed.

Make her cry in pleasure when you enter her deep and full.

Just for once, wouldn’t you like to be 9 inches long?

Whip out the anaconda in your pants and watch her eyes light up with excitement.

A huge, thick manhood is an amazing turn on for any girl.

Give her ultimate pleasure with your new instrument.

She’ll get wet within seconds once she sees how large you’ve become

Armed with our rods, we thrust forward – Private Ryan

Kick up your mojo another notch with this huge thang…

o”rsters

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Women tell us what really works

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Let women grab the weapon in your pants and realize what a REAL man feels like.

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dednaheg

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sulibuj

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March:

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Quite simply put: the ONLY male enhancement product on the market that works, and guarantees results or your money back.

I saw something crazy yesterday.

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How to tell you are not a geek.

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erutehca

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bilaget

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All her hot friends will want a piece of you too.

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Make her come 3 times each love-making session- here’s the secret how

I never knew she was this hot

It is the truth, well-hung men get all the chicks, be one of us now

heimemhi

hardship with your intimate relations? Just a small-pill will cure all your doubts and restore the life you will not help enjoying.

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Stop feeling insecure about your member – click here

Make your weapon esteemed

Try this remedy, and your new gigantic shaft will become your girlfriend’s idol! Let us give you some more male enhancement tips!

I wanted to dominate the other person.

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I was bored.

Here is the solution to enlarge the thickness and add inches, with visible results within just weeks

Secret amateur pics

Your partner will thank you for the better sex you are giving once you have this.

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Your gay partner will appreciate you for this.

Britney Spears likes it huge

Want great sex? Enlarge your dong today.

Naughty and nice, pics all here

Sharon was amazed to see how quickly my other head had grown. / [] / Her mouth will be full with this

Hot young stars in bed

Proven to give gains of 2-3 inches to thousands of men worldwide. / [] / Enter her with your throbbing manhood

Your rock hard organ will please her

A tiny wiener is a huge source of embarrassment – change yours today. http://www.gerioraplo.com/ Your gay partner will like this

Girl takes off top in college class

Fill her up with your throbbing manhood, deep and full. http://www.utjooutum.com/ Twins take it from behind

Make her shiver with your girth

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Britney Spears bikini nipple pics

Sharon was amazed at the gains I had made in just a few short weeks.

strol

For real guys only! Show her who wears the pants!

lewjirv

Turning a small knob into a huge wand! Affordable meds will make life better!

I wanted to get a raise.

Show the ladies your enlarged manhood and what their awe

Girls will drive mad with you if you increase your jang

… Enlarge Your jang Width (Girth) By upto 20%. / * Your wife will come more often

Hit me baby one more time

Penetrate her deeply and tightly once you’ve gained inches.

Punish her, pleasure her

If you’re not at least 8 inches long, women will often be dissatisfied with your performance in bed.

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Stop cursing your misfortune for having been born with such a small tool! Gain an increase! Let our magical treatment take care of your male health!

Having a monster cum shot

Hear Britney’s cries of pleasure all night long. / [] / Show her the monster in you

Ping pong ball stuck in pussy

Chicks will dig your massive new tool. / [] / Incredible ass shaking

Pink nipples are my true love

Unleash your huge 9inch lovestick on her and watch her come. / [] / Slap that cute tight ass

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Women love their men well hung. / [] / Slap that cute tight ass

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You can achieve a giant rod within just weeks. / [] / My rocking erection smitten her

Re: yesterday night’s videos

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Satisfaction Matters Most

Have a rockin’ good time every night all night long with this. / []

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Boost a growth of your intimate part!

Size is very important

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Women prefer big penis for more sexual satisfaction.

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Your hot nights of love are not far off

Huge love gun is pleasant to pull out! Make sure about it! Become a champion in the Olympic games of love!

erotomtt

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Lengthen your bell-rope and you will be popular among girls

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White, luscious breasts

Every girl needs a stud with a 9 inch tool to take them hard in bed.

Size is very important

Hi. Your woman loves huge baby-maker but the trouble is that you have small one. Don’t worry! You have astonishing chance to solve this trouble. Now you can enlarge your big daddy length. You will be a king of bed for sure. [] With best regards…

I wanted to make up after a fight.

Satisfy her in a thousand ways tonight. http://liesonkeeng.com/

Girls like big..

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gnicseni

Make her tremble with passion! Easily to get male package!

Nothing beats an organism

The chicks go wild and crazy once they see the size of the tool [] The peak of pleasure

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I had the best mind-blowing sex with the hottest blonde [] The peak of pleasure

tammaho

You can easily increase you lovemaker! Got problems in keeping it up?

burgerpl

Ram your chick from behind! Want to get Good Boner back in your Life?

ondinium

If you are a man and you are not satisfied with your size! Feel the pressure to perform and not rising to the occasion?

I can shoot 3 meters

Real kung fu starts with this Just imagine the amount of action all the young nubile hotties are getting in the college dorms. http://www.stuytorw.com/

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Become a God in your lassie’s bedroom with our new enhancement preparation! Open the door into a new world of sensual delights!

April (to today):

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I had been ashamed to take my pants off until I tried this product! Accomplish a miracle in your love life!

eniteme

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0obtain

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koristep

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Your bevy of beauties will astoudn

Your chicks will dig you more when you dig them deeper http://www.polakean.com/

I don’t need no herp to keep me happy.

My sexdrive is killing me. I took 3 VIAGRA just yesterday and almost killed my girl. She then asked me where I got them from http://www.bapemeoil.com/

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so your partner will experience more pleasure as well as multiple orgasms during sexual intercourse

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Make her moan and groan all night long http://www.werentaot.com/

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I hope these never stop coming. (That’s what she said.)