In the past 12 months, I’ve

  • learned to competently parallel park (in very big, welcoming spaces only)
  • signed a lease for the first time
  • started the best job I’ve ever had
  • changed my phone number for the first time in 9 years
  • made new friends
  • been 100% unattached
  • been really, truly independent
  • stayed sexy
  • maintained Starbucks gold rewards status

Not too shabby.